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I am one massive sunburn.  I cannot believe I was enough of an idiot not to bring sunscreen to graduation.  But, I didn't, and now I suffer greatly.  4 hours of sitting in direct sunlight in just a camisole will do that to you.  Yes, I am also an idiot for taking off my shirt, but damnit, it was hot, and I was so sure I'd be fine.  Stupid girl.  

At least Shen did it too, so I'm not the only idiot.

Y'know, it's funny how often I say the above sentence.  We really do quite a few dumb things together.  Sigh.

My dad ended up driving my mom to the airport this morning, so I could have slept in if I wanted to.  However, I was so tired when I got home yesterday that I fell asleep at about 8:00 anyways.  Kept waking up all night though because of the stupid sunburn.  There's only one position I can really sleep in, on my left side, which means that my neck kept getting all stiff from not moving.  I don't like being limited to one sleeping position.  

I am not looking forward to when this shit starts peeling off.  It's going to be revolting. 

Anywho.  Graduation was long and boring, but that's pretty much a guarantee.  I knew a lot of the graduates this year, though, so I was busy listening for names for quite a while.  Super Saturday was pretty fun, Shen and I bought shinies (I found a bracelet with elephants on it!) and enjoyed the annual cube of fries.  Afterward, Meridan and I found ourselves alone for the first time since he's been back, so we ran away for a bit to the park for some quiet time.  I still don't know how we managed to not be alone for an entire week.  A lot's been going on, though, and there have been lots of people who want to see him, so I'm not terribly surprised.

And now, I am up early and confused as to how this happened.  Last week, I was entirely nocturnal.  Ah well, it's much better this way.

My last shift at work on Thursday was very enjoyable, as everyone ended up showing up near the end, and we had a little gathering going on.  Then, omigod, THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

You guys, seriously.  Go see The Incredible Hulk.  If you like Edward Norton even a little bit, if you like the Hulk even a little bit, if you, like me, have been waiting far, far too long to see the Hulk properly smashing things in a movie, then you must go see this version.  It was EPIC.

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How is it that I managed to forget how bad TV is on Sundays?  And why in God's name am I watching this awful Lifetime movie?  Actually, I know why I'm watching it - Rob Morrow from Northern Exposure is in it, and I loved him to pieces when I was younger.

My sunburn somehow seems to be getting worse, not better.  Plus, I can't reach my back to put anything on it, and I'm pretty sure if I ask Ari, he will injure me further in the process.  He is the epitome of useless, my little brother.

I went to Target earlier today because I needed makeup, and ended up leaving with an electric shaver.  I love this thing.  Why did it take me so long to buy one?

I can't figure out how to take a shower, and I smell icky.  I guess I'll try a bath or something, if I can make the drain stopper actually work.  I just never feel clean enough washing in cold water.  

I'm sleepy.

I should do some laundry.

While I was going up and down the aisles at Target looking for shavers, I discovered that Trojan now sells vibrating cock rings in the condom department.  No, seriously.  I have a feeling we're only a short ways away from seeing dildos next to the candy bars in the impulse buying section by the cash registers.  This is a proud time for all of us.  

I ran across a quote online the other day from a man supporting the concept of a male birth control pill because of some women's "nefarious ways".  According to this highly enlightened man, athletes and musicians are at risk.

Sigh.  Poor guys, going out there and fucking some random women and then having to deal with the consequences.  I weep for you, I truly do.

I guess I'll go attempt to get comfortable in bed, even though it probably won't happen.