a heartwarming goatse tale.

Recently, there was a horrifying goatse incident involving Shen at work.  Poor girl.

I realized when this happened to her that I had never been subjected to the picture myself, shockingly enough.  I tend to avoid horrible things on the Internet when possible (this having become slightly easier without Aleph around, son of a bitch), so I considered myself lucky.

Got to see the picture last night.

Well, not the picture EXACTLY.  Oh, no.

A CROSS STITCH OF THE PICTURE.

Someone in my xstitch community spent many laborious hours graphing and cross stitching the goatse.cx picture.  I accidentally didn't pay much attention to the warnings, and clicked on the LJ cut.  I mean, what the hell are you going to see in a needle arts community?  Teddy bears?  Hilarious pictures of cats, perhaps?

You just don't expect to see the inside of someone's asshole done in embroidery floss.

I want to spoon my eyes out.