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Hey, you guys.

You know how I used to, like, date and stuff?

And then how I, y'know, stopped?

I kinda stopped stopping.

I hope that is as cryptic as I tried to make it. I could be cleverer, but my neck hurts, and it's seeping upward into my brain.

I fucking hate the 4th of July.

I'm gonna go get my hair cut tomorrow. I can't take this anymore. I keep trying to grow it out, and it just makes me angry. I'm too lazy for long hair. Plus, I'm going through shampoo too quickly.

Yeah, I know that's the stupidest excuse ever. Shut up.

I think I'm a child molester. But in the good way.