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Ahem.

WHY ARE ALL OUR LIVES BREAKING? BREAAAAKIIIIIING!?!?!!1

*insert long winded rant-tastic rant here*

Seriously, though. It seems like all of my friends are going through some assortment of shit, and (un)luckily for me, I'm no exception. I still can't believe that I did what I did last Thursday, and although I thank you all tremendously for the rescue and the booze, I plan on mentally blocking the entire night. Not to mention New Year's Eve. Yeah, I don't even KNOW what I did there. Talk about a year's culmination of stress and woe driving a person batty. I ruin people's lives. I'm sure I've mentioned that before.

I, like many others, will simply blame the Lemon Parade and leave it at that. I still can't figure out why we thought it was a good idea to drink something Boy Matt made up. At least I didn't have access to LiveJournal, or I'd be deleting like a fiend right now.

I don't know. All I can say is that, despite my sloppy drunkenness, I really do love you all and that I would do anything for any one of you. I have a 'oneesan' status to uphold, and I do my damndest. I'm sorry for cracking recently... it all just got to be a bit too much for me to handle. I'll be normal now. I swear.

That being said, why isn't it Friday yet? What the hell. I need to just shut up and talk about anime.

damn! it's crezappy!

Jesus CHRIST. Textbooks are so bleeding unnecessarily expensive.

I just told my boss that this is one huge scheme created so that the College can pay students like me to work, and then take the money back. He was highly amused by my theory. I want to stab things.

But I will not. Instead, I will retaliate by doing my homework while technically -at- work, and thereby make the school pay me for doing diddly-squat. Bwahaha.

Hm. I have just discovered that I need to kill Alex. Interesting.

I should be good, and not buy a Nintendo DS until next week's paycheck. Yeeah. Right.