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good times.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 12:05 amI'm drinking a Mexican Coke right now! (no, that does not mean an american coke with peyote in it. shut up.)
I usually hate Coke, but this stuff is neat-o. And it's in a glass bottle!
I'm sorry I'm so amused by this. You'd think I never went outside, or something. Look, Mom - horseless carriages!
Tomorrow promises to be a fun-filled day - it's time for me to be violated once again. This time, I'm not fighting, they can give me whatever birth control they want to give me. I may even try the ring again. At least with the ring, I know I won't gain any weight. Plus, I can skip a period whenever one's coming up at an inconvenient time... like during a convention. *grumble*
I used the Nuvaring about three years ago for a couple of months... I remember it freaking my mother out something fierce. Of course, tampons freak her out. She's such a sissy when it comes to girl parts. Sometimes, I almost can't forgive her for how dirty she made everything to do with being a woman. She only found out about the ring because I had to keep them in the fridge and she's a nosy lady.
For all my bitching, my mom has been pretty supportive these past couple weeks. She does know first hand what it's like to wait around and miss someone to death while he's in a different country. She never gripes at me for using up wireless minutes when Meridan calls me, and today, after I mentioned that I was waiting for a package and had no mailbox key, she left hers for me by the door.
Although, I do find it funny that the first thing out of her mouth after I told her about him was, "Does he have a job?" O.o I think that might have something to do with my track record. Ahh, now I'm reminiscing about the bums in my past. Good times, good times.
Anyways. Back to my vagina. (feel free to rejoice at this point.)
I do like how they bill the ring as having "easy installation". Like it's a spark plug or something.
After violation, I will meet Shen, and we will have ice cream, because that is the way that these things are done.
I usually hate Coke, but this stuff is neat-o. And it's in a glass bottle!
I'm sorry I'm so amused by this. You'd think I never went outside, or something. Look, Mom - horseless carriages!
Tomorrow promises to be a fun-filled day - it's time for me to be violated once again. This time, I'm not fighting, they can give me whatever birth control they want to give me. I may even try the ring again. At least with the ring, I know I won't gain any weight. Plus, I can skip a period whenever one's coming up at an inconvenient time... like during a convention. *grumble*
I used the Nuvaring about three years ago for a couple of months... I remember it freaking my mother out something fierce. Of course, tampons freak her out. She's such a sissy when it comes to girl parts. Sometimes, I almost can't forgive her for how dirty she made everything to do with being a woman. She only found out about the ring because I had to keep them in the fridge and she's a nosy lady.
For all my bitching, my mom has been pretty supportive these past couple weeks. She does know first hand what it's like to wait around and miss someone to death while he's in a different country. She never gripes at me for using up wireless minutes when Meridan calls me, and today, after I mentioned that I was waiting for a package and had no mailbox key, she left hers for me by the door.
Although, I do find it funny that the first thing out of her mouth after I told her about him was, "Does he have a job?" O.o I think that might have something to do with my track record. Ahh, now I'm reminiscing about the bums in my past. Good times, good times.
Anyways. Back to my vagina. (feel free to rejoice at this point.)
I do like how they bill the ring as having "easy installation". Like it's a spark plug or something.
After violation, I will meet Shen, and we will have ice cream, because that is the way that these things are done.
