wot's all this, then?

lordgodJESUS, now I remember why I have SO VERY FEW yaoi fangirl friends.  

WHY ARE YOU WHORES SO DUMB?  YOUR LOVE OF ANIMATED GAY PORNOGRAPHY SHOULD NOT MAKE YOU DUMB.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that they were all dumb beforehand.  Yes.

*sigh*  It's not as if the het fangirls are any better.  

I think this is the reason I have so few friends in general.

Anyways.  I'm gathering dirty stuff for ChibiChibiCon, and I think I have a couple new good ones.  It's difficult picking out just a few from the classics, though.  I mean... prison rape, ball gags, or ass corn?  It's just so hard to decide.

Aleph bought me a new DS game yesterday, Cooking Mama 2: Dinner WIth Friends, because he is the nicest person EVER.  I have been virtually cooking all day long, and never have I said, "FUCK YOU, MAMA!" so many times in one go.  It's a new record.  Seriously, though, the sequel is so much more fun!  Tons more recipes, and I get to play dressup with Mama.  It's too fun.

Oh, shoot, Aleph, I forgot to lend you Phoenix Wright.  I will do this tomorrow.  Oh, and I told the fanfic people about your Original Character panel.  Now you will have an entire hour to rant.

I am now officially going to make two cosplay costumes for Sakuracon, however.  I was struck with a (dare I say) genius idea recently to cosplay as Mama from Cooking Mama, and Shen deemed it a hilarious idea.  I can't decide whether to sew an apron or try to find one and dye it.  I'm torn.  

Also, why do people cosplay as original characters?  Original Phoenix Wright characters?  It hurts my brain.

I am not sleepy in the slightest.  Damnit.