cats are weird

We have renamed Ravage. He is now Don Ravaggio Mozzarella Con Carne. Apparently, he's of Italian and Hispanic descent. Who knew?

Unfortunately, his new full name doesn't fit on a kitty tag, so he'll have to continue going by Ravage. Also, changing his name never really does much, since he answers to an entire litany of names, including Fattums and Dumbass.

I made the mistake of leaving the apartment yesterday with an entire package of lunch meat sitting on the coffee table. I was only gone a few minutes, but only packaging remained when I got back. It's his new favorite thing, apparently.

I'm going to go eat more brownies now.