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I like bagels doot doot doot.

It's amazing how just opening a Dreamweaver manual and leaving it on your desk makes people think you're busy or something. They tend to leave you the hell alone this way.

I love my boss. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but I really do love my boss. He's a great guy. It's the funniest thing to hear him yell, "Help!" when he can't do something in Word or Excel.

My dumb mother went and tried to pet a dog tied up outside the library today and got bitten. It only broke the skin a little, it wasn't a big deal, but everyone's making fun of her now. She deserves it, though, the brat. She went around and told everyone that if they really wanted to annoy me, they should call me Madonna. I'm never gonna hear the end of it now.

Why are the flavored Tootsie Rolls so goddamn wonderful?

I can't stop buying pens and file folders from the bookstore. I'm like a 14-year old Japanese girl unleashed in a Sanrio store.

It should be 5:00 right now. I've run out of things to do. I know... I'll go re-organize the supplies in my desk again.

I know I'm playing house. Shut up.