twitter post of the day

• 07:47 There is a frigging monster HD TV in our living room right now. Next week, I shall watch my fatties IN HD!!! #
• 07:49 Tonight - Top Chef. I shall be able to see super clearly into Padma's stoned face. #
• 16:05 You know what scavenger hunts @ work are? Not fun. Yeah, I said it. #

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